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oarfjsh:

empress-runner:

raginrayguns:

catasters:

i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it’s important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life

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walkingsaladshooter:

dogmotifz:

Why must my feelings be “rational”? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

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crippled-pvp:

“landlords are bad because they don’t work” no. landlords are bad because they use the justice system and the police to render innocent people homeless. landlords are bad because they put barriers between living human beings and having shelter. landlords are bad because they hoard wealth and resources while their community suffers

enough with the ableist horseshit. nobody needs to work 40h a week to deserve to live

voyageofbran:

xphilosoraptorx:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

mygreenknittedsweater:

pricklylesbian:

valorheart:

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

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ok im obsessed w this tag

once in grade 6 I saw a ‘pottery making club’ in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that’s the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

Yeah, every recess

Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:

novelist-becca:

syntaxaero:

adventurecomics:

  • Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
  • Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
  • Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
  • Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

Tony Hawk

This… is a very good point

wildragon:
“wildragon:
“In the middle of the ocean
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I made this u_u
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wildragon:

wildragon:

In the middle of the ocean

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I made this u_u

ghosthoodie:

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

beefjerkybuffoon:

I once tried to take a screenshot of a dynamaxed wooper exploding and ended up with this declaration of what we truly are

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captain-paperclip:

infectiouspiss:

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the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

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natashafromfallout:

animentality:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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tatzelwurming:

sandmandaddy69:

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I’m pissing with clumsiness and wild abandon

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fulcrvm:

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illya is so dramatic oh my god i love him

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tododeku-or-bust:

jodielandons:

Remember The Blind Side starring Sandra Bullock? The movie showed how a kid who had an extremely rough upbringing got help from the family of a school friend, found success in football and ultimately ended up being adopted by the family. Turns out he was never adopted.

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Michael Oher says that he was tricked by the Tuohy family into signing documents that made them his conservators. Since he was already 18 at the time the family told him, “that it means pretty much the exact same thing as ‘adoptive parents,’ but that the laws were just written in a way that took [his] age into account.”

Oher also says that papers were signed so that his story and likeness were given away for free to use in The Blind Side. He also never got a single royalty check for the hugely successful, Oscar nominated film in the 14 years since its release.

It just continues to baffle me that they essentially purchased a young Black man’s life to make football money off of, like buying a racing horse, except a person. Like, I don’t know how else to say it. And then made everyone think it was something wonderful they did to “save” an “impoverished, Black boy”, and he’s been saying it for years to no avail that they took advantage of him!

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charlottan:

charlottan:

charlottan:

they call my dick the monkey because its in a cage at the zoo

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they call my dick the cotton candy because people are gobbling it at the zOo

thwy call my dick the wicked witch because its crushed unter a house

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